1. Ir. Soekarno, Presiden Pertama RI : Dalam sebuah revolusi, bapak makan anak itu adalah hal yang lumrah.
2. Soeharto, Presiden Kedua RI :Siapa saja yang mencoba melawan, akan saya gebuki.
3. Abdurrahman Wahid (Gus Dur), Negarawan, Ulama, Presiden ke-4 RI :Tergantung pemerintah. Kalau pemerintah campur tangan terus dalam segala hal yang terjadi, adalah kami tidak ada jalan lain adalah membisikkan pada para pemilih golput aja bareng-bareng.
4. Megawati Soekarnoputri, Presiden ke-5 RI :Nabi saja seorang pemimpin, tapi nggak sarjana kok.
5. Mark Twain,Penulis The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Prince and the Pauper, A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court serta satu buku non fiksinya, Life on the Mississippi.: Saya tidak suka dengan perkelahian. Bila saya memiliki musuh, saya akan memaafkannya, mengajaknya ke tempat yang tenang, baru menghabisinya di sana .
6. Ann Landers,Kolumnis Washington Post :Satu dari empat orang di dunia ini mengalami gangguan jiwa. Bila tiga orang yang Anda kenal baik-baik saja, berarti Andalah yang mengalaminya.
7. Zsa Zsa Gabor, Aktris :Saya adalah penjaga rumah yang hebat. Setiap kali saya meninggalkan seorang pria, saya selalu berhasil memiliki rumahnya.
8. Henry Ford,Pendiri Ford Motor :Berpikir adalah pekerjaan terberat, karena itulah sedikit sekali orang yang mau menggunakan otaknya.
9. Alexander Dumas the Younger, Pebisnis :Bisnis ? Caranya mudah sekali: gunakan saja uang orang lain.
10. Angie Dickinson, Aktris :Saya berbusana agar dilihat wanita, dan menanggalkan busana agar dilihat pria.
11. Albert Einstein, Fisikawan :Memahami pajak adalah hal yang paling sulit dimengerti di dunia ini.
12. Samuel Goldwyn, Produser Film :Saya tidak mau dikelilingi orang yang bermental 'yes-man'. Saya ingin orang yang mengatakan kebenaran meskipun setelah itu saya akan memecatnya.Kita membayar gajinya terlalu besar, sialnya lagi dia pantas menerimanya.
13. Roberto Goizueta, Pemimpin Coca Cola :Musuh-musuh kita adalah kopi, susu, teh dan air putih.
14. John Paul Getty, Miliarder :Bila Anda berhutang 100 Dollar, andalah yang pusing. Tapi bila Anda berhutang 100 juta Dollar, bank yang akan pusing.
15. Herbert Hoover, Presiden AS ke -31 :Berbahagialah generasi muda, karena merekalah yang akan mewarisi hutang bangsa.
16. AnatoleFrance, Penulis :Buku sejarah yang tidak mengandung kebohongan pastilah sangat membosankan.
17. Woody Allen,Sutradara Film :Ternyata bertemu penjual asuransi jiwa adalah lebih buruk daripada kematian itu sendiri.
18. T.S. Eliot,Penulis :Pemulis yang masih muda, meniru. Penulis yang sudah berpengalaman, mencuri ide.
19. Agatha Christie, Novelis Misteri :Kolektor barang antik adalah suami yang paling baik, karena semakin tua istrinya, semakin ia mencintainya.
20. Alfred Hitchcock, Sutradara Film Misteri :Saya tidak pernah bilang bahwa para aktor adalah sapi. Saya hanya bilang mereka harus diperlakukan seperti sapi.
21. Alan King, Komedian :Bila engkau ingin membaca tentang cinta dan pernikahan, maka engkau harus membaca dua buku yang berbeda.
22. AnatoleFrance, Novelis :Jangan pernah meminjamkan buku karena tidak akan pernah dikembalikan. Buku-buku di perpustakaan saya semuanya adalah hasil pinjaman.
23. Voltaire,Filsuf :Apabila kita bicara soal uang, maka semua orang sama agamanya.
24. D.H. Lawrence,Penyair :Hasil dari kerja adalah uang. Hasil dari uang adalah lebih banyak uang. Hasil dari lebih banyak uang adalah kompetisi yang ganas. Hasil dari kompetisi yang ganas adalah dunia yang kita diami ini.
25. Lyndon B. Johnson, Presiden AS ke-36 :Apabila dua orang selalu sepakat dalam segala hal, itu berarti cuma satu orang yang berpikir.
26. Robert Neville (I’m legend/Will Smith), Aktor :Hidup bersama orang suci ternyata jauh lebih melelahkan daripada menjadi orang suci itu sendiri.
27. Charles de Gaulle, Presiden Perancis Pertama :Politisi tidak pernah percaya akan ucapan mereka sendiri, karena itulah mereka sangat terkejut bila rakyat mempercayainya.
28. Thomas Alva Edison, Penemu :Banyak orang yang percaya bahwa suatu hari kala mereka bangun dari tidur, mereka sudah menjadi kaya. Sesungguhnya mereka sudah separuh benar karena mereka memang telah bangun dari tidur.
29. James Baldwin,Penulis, Aktor :Semua orang memuji-muji surga, tapi tidak ada yang mau pergi ke sana sekarang juga.
30. Don Marquis,Kolumnis :Orang yang munafik adalah orang yang … "hey, siapa sih yang tidak munafik".
31. Benjamin Franklin, Negarawan :Orang yang pandai meminta-minta maaf, jarang sekali pandai melakukan hal-hal lain.
32. Joseph Stalin, Pemimpin Politik :Kematian satu orang adalah tragedi, kematian jutaan orang adalah statistik.
33. Will Rogers ,Pelawak Politik :Politik itu mahal, bahkan untuk kalahpun kita harus mengeluarkan banyak uang.
34. Adolf Hitler,Pemimpin Nazi :Alangkah beruntungnya penguasa bila rakyatnya tidak bisa berpikir.Aku tidak perlu berpikir karena aku adalah pegawai pemerintah.
35. Clement Attlee, Perdana Menteri Inggris : Demokrasi adalah pemerintahan yang diisi dengan banyak diskusi, namun demokrasi hanya efektif bila engkau mampu membuat orang lain tutup mulut.
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1 . Ir . Sukarno , the First President of the Republic of Indonesia : In a
revolution , the father of the child eating it is commonplace .
2 . Suharto , President of The Republic of Indonesia : Anyone who tried to resist , would I gebuki .
3 . Abdurrahman Wahid ( Gus Dur ) , statesman , scholar , 4th President of Indonesia : Depending government . If the government continues to intervene in everything that happens , there is no other way we are whispering on the voter abstentions wrote together .
4 . Megawati Sukarnoputri , 5th President of the Republic of Indonesia : The Prophet only a leader , but did not graduate anyway .
5 . Mark Twain , author of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn , The Adventures of Tom Sawyer , The Prince and the Pauper , A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur 's Court and the non- fiction book , Life on the Mississippi . : I do not like to fight . If I had an enemy , I would forgive him , take him to a quiet place , a new finish there .
6 . Ann Landers , Columnist Washington Post : One of the four people in the world experience a mental disorder . When three people you know okay , meaning you who experienced it .
7 . Zsa Zsa Gabor , Actress : I'm a great housekeeper . Every time I leave a man , I always managed to have her home .
8 . Henry Ford , founder of Ford Motor : Thinking is the hardest work , that's why very few people are willing to use their brains .
9 . Alexander Dumas the Younger , Businessman : Business ? It's easy once : just use other people's money .
10 . Angie Dickinson , Actress : I see a woman dressed in order , and stripped of clothing in order to be seen of men .
11 . Albert Einstein , Physicist : Understanding taxes is the most difficult thing to understand in this world .
12 . Samuel Goldwyn , Producer Film : I do not want everybody in the world mentality ' yes - man ' . I want people who tell the truth even after that I will memecatnya.Kita pay his salary too large , unfortunately again he deserved it .
13 . Roberto Goizueta , Coca Cola Leader : Our enemies are coffee , milk , tea and water .
14 . John Paul Getty , billionaire : If you owe 100 dollars , you are dizzy . But if you owe 100 million dollars , the bank will be dizzy .
15 . Herbert Hoover , the U.S. president to -31 : Blessed are the young generation , as they will inherit the national debt .
16 . AnatoleFrance , Author : History books that contain no lies must be very boring .
17 . Woody Allen , Film Director : Turns met the seller of life insurance is worse than death itself .
18 . T.S. Eliot , Author : Pemulis young , imitating . Authors who have already experienced , stealing ideas .
19 . Agatha Christie Mystery Novelist : antiques collector is the most good husband , because she is getting older , the more he loves her .
20 . Alfred Hitchcock , Mystery Film Director : I never said that the actors are cattle . I'm just saying they should be treated like cattle .
21 . Alan King , comedian : If you want to read about love and marriage , then you have to read two different books .
22 . AnatoleFrance , novelist : Never lend books because it will never be returned . The books in my library are all borrowed .
23 . Voltaire , philosopher : When we talk about money , then all the same religion .
24 . D.H. Lawrence , Poet : The results of the work is money . Results of the money is more money . The results of more money is fierce competition . The results of the competition is ferocious world we live in is .
25 . Lyndon B. Johnson, the 36th President of the United States : If two people always agree on everything, it means only one person is thinking .
26 . Robert Neville ( I'm a legend / Will Smith ) , Actor : Living with a saint is far more tiring than being a holy man himself .
27 . Charles de Gaulle , President of France First : Politicians never believe the words of their own , which is why they are very surprised when people believe .
28 . Thomas Alva Edison , Inventor : Many people believe that one day when they wake up from sleep , they have become rich . Indeed they are already half true because they have been waking up from sleep .
29 . James Baldwin , Author , Actor : All the people praising heaven , but nobody wants to go there now.
30 . Don Marquis , Columnist : People hypocrite is the one who ... " hey , who does not hypocritical " .
31 . Benjamin Franklin , Statesman : Those who are good at begging for forgiveness , it is seldom good at anything else .
32 . Joseph Stalin , leader of Politics : The death of one man is a tragedy , the death of millions is a statistic .
33 . Will Rogers , humorist Politics : Politics is expensive , even for kalahpun we have to spend a lot of money .
34 . Adolf Hitler , the Nazi leader : It would be fortunate if the authorities can not berpikir.Aku people do not need to think because I was a government employee .
35 . Clement Attlee , Prime Minister of Britain : Democracy is a government that is filled with lots of discussion , but democracy is only effective if you are able to make people shut up .
2 . Suharto , President of The Republic of Indonesia : Anyone who tried to resist , would I gebuki .
3 . Abdurrahman Wahid ( Gus Dur ) , statesman , scholar , 4th President of Indonesia : Depending government . If the government continues to intervene in everything that happens , there is no other way we are whispering on the voter abstentions wrote together .
4 . Megawati Sukarnoputri , 5th President of the Republic of Indonesia : The Prophet only a leader , but did not graduate anyway .
5 . Mark Twain , author of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn , The Adventures of Tom Sawyer , The Prince and the Pauper , A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur 's Court and the non- fiction book , Life on the Mississippi . : I do not like to fight . If I had an enemy , I would forgive him , take him to a quiet place , a new finish there .
6 . Ann Landers , Columnist Washington Post : One of the four people in the world experience a mental disorder . When three people you know okay , meaning you who experienced it .
7 . Zsa Zsa Gabor , Actress : I'm a great housekeeper . Every time I leave a man , I always managed to have her home .
8 . Henry Ford , founder of Ford Motor : Thinking is the hardest work , that's why very few people are willing to use their brains .
9 . Alexander Dumas the Younger , Businessman : Business ? It's easy once : just use other people's money .
10 . Angie Dickinson , Actress : I see a woman dressed in order , and stripped of clothing in order to be seen of men .
11 . Albert Einstein , Physicist : Understanding taxes is the most difficult thing to understand in this world .
12 . Samuel Goldwyn , Producer Film : I do not want everybody in the world mentality ' yes - man ' . I want people who tell the truth even after that I will memecatnya.Kita pay his salary too large , unfortunately again he deserved it .
13 . Roberto Goizueta , Coca Cola Leader : Our enemies are coffee , milk , tea and water .
14 . John Paul Getty , billionaire : If you owe 100 dollars , you are dizzy . But if you owe 100 million dollars , the bank will be dizzy .
15 . Herbert Hoover , the U.S. president to -31 : Blessed are the young generation , as they will inherit the national debt .
16 . AnatoleFrance , Author : History books that contain no lies must be very boring .
17 . Woody Allen , Film Director : Turns met the seller of life insurance is worse than death itself .
18 . T.S. Eliot , Author : Pemulis young , imitating . Authors who have already experienced , stealing ideas .
19 . Agatha Christie Mystery Novelist : antiques collector is the most good husband , because she is getting older , the more he loves her .
20 . Alfred Hitchcock , Mystery Film Director : I never said that the actors are cattle . I'm just saying they should be treated like cattle .
21 . Alan King , comedian : If you want to read about love and marriage , then you have to read two different books .
22 . AnatoleFrance , novelist : Never lend books because it will never be returned . The books in my library are all borrowed .
23 . Voltaire , philosopher : When we talk about money , then all the same religion .
24 . D.H. Lawrence , Poet : The results of the work is money . Results of the money is more money . The results of more money is fierce competition . The results of the competition is ferocious world we live in is .
25 . Lyndon B. Johnson, the 36th President of the United States : If two people always agree on everything, it means only one person is thinking .
26 . Robert Neville ( I'm a legend / Will Smith ) , Actor : Living with a saint is far more tiring than being a holy man himself .
27 . Charles de Gaulle , President of France First : Politicians never believe the words of their own , which is why they are very surprised when people believe .
28 . Thomas Alva Edison , Inventor : Many people believe that one day when they wake up from sleep , they have become rich . Indeed they are already half true because they have been waking up from sleep .
29 . James Baldwin , Author , Actor : All the people praising heaven , but nobody wants to go there now.
30 . Don Marquis , Columnist : People hypocrite is the one who ... " hey , who does not hypocritical " .
31 . Benjamin Franklin , Statesman : Those who are good at begging for forgiveness , it is seldom good at anything else .
32 . Joseph Stalin , leader of Politics : The death of one man is a tragedy , the death of millions is a statistic .
33 . Will Rogers , humorist Politics : Politics is expensive , even for kalahpun we have to spend a lot of money .
34 . Adolf Hitler , the Nazi leader : It would be fortunate if the authorities can not berpikir.Aku people do not need to think because I was a government employee .
35 . Clement Attlee , Prime Minister of Britain : Democracy is a government that is filled with lots of discussion , but democracy is only effective if you are able to make people shut up .
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