1. 1916: Grigori Rasputin, dukun sekaligus tokoh politik Rusia, diracun dengan dosis yang sangat tinggi ketika sedang menyantap makan malam bersama musuh politiknya. Namun dia tidak mati, dan dengan segera seorang pembunuh mengendap-endap di belakang dan menembak tepat di kepalanya. Ketika ingin mengecek apakah Rasputin sudah tewas, si pembunuh tiba-tiba merasa ada kekuatan mistik yang mencekeknya. Rasputin ternyata masih hidup dan berusaha lari dari kepungan musuhnya. Sayangnya, ia tertembak tiga kali dan jatuh. musuh-musuhnya tersebut kemudian memukulinya dan melemparnya ke sungai yang sangaaat dingin (frozen river). Rasputin pun tewas. Namun dari hasil otopsi, diketahui Rasputin tewas bukan karena diracun, ditembak, dipukuli, atau mati beku, melainkan mati tenggelam karena pingsan dipukuli ketika dilempar ke sungai!
2. 1981: Pada bulan Maret 1981, Carl McCunn membayar pilot sewaan untuk menerjunkannya di sebuah danau terpencil dekat Sungai Coleen , Alaska , untuk memotret kehidupan liar. Namun sayang, ia lupa meminta sang pilot untuk menjemputnya kembali di bulan Agustus. Karena tidak mau mati dalam keadaan lapar, ia memilih untuk menembak kepalanya. Jasadnya diketemukan pada bulan Februari 1982.
3. 1322: Humphrey de Bohun, 4th Earl of Hereford tertusuk dan tembus oleh tombak tepat di bagian anusnya dalam the Battle of Boroughbridge.
4. 458 SM: Dramawan (pembuat drama) Yunani Aeschylus terbunuh ketika seekor elang menjatuhkan kura-kura di atas kepalanya. Sang elang menyangka bahwa kepala botak Aeschylus adalah batu. Untungnya, si kura2 selamat (orangnya mah mampus )
5. 2005: Seorang pemuda Korea Selatan, Lee Seung Seop (28 thn), pingsan kecapekan dan tewas setelah bermain Starcraft di warnet selama 50 jam tanpa berhenti.
Gamefreaks
6. 1984: Jim Fixx, orang yang menulis “The Complete Book of Running” dan menyerukan bahwa lari dan diet yang sehat dapat memperpanjang usia manusia, tewas akibat serangan jantung ketika ia sedang berlari. Dari hasil otopsi, ditemukan bahwa Fixx tewas setelah tiga arteri jantung Fixx tersumbat (akibat kecapekan lari?).
Terbukti, olahraga gak bikin kita sehat
7. 1899: Presiden Perancis Félix Faure meninggal karena stroke, ketika sedang di-oral sex di kantornya.
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1 . 1916
: Grigori Rasputin , the shaman at the same time the Russian political
figures , poisoned with very high doses while eating dinner with his
political enemies . But he did not die , and soon a killer sneaking behind and shot in the head . When checking to see if Rasputin was dead , the killer suddenly felt mencekeknya mystical powers . Rasputin was still alive and trying to escape from the enemy encirclement . Unfortunately , he was shot three times and fell . The enemies then beat him and threw him into the river sooo cold ( frozen river ) . Rasputin was killed . However, from the results of the autopsy , was not known to have been
killed Rasputin was poisoned , shot , beaten , or freeze to death , but
because of fainting beaten drowned when thrown into the river !2 . 1981:
In March 1981, Carl McCunn paid for menerjunkannya charter pilot in a
remote lake near the Coleen River , Alaska , to photograph wildlife . But unfortunately , he forgot to ask the pilot to pick him up again in August . Because do not want to die in a state of hunger , he chose to shoot his head . His body was found in February 1982.
3 . 1322 : Humphrey de Bohun , 4th Earl of Hereford and translucent impaled by a spear right in the anus in the Battle of Boroughbridge .
4 . 458 BC : Playwright ( play maker ) Greek Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head . The thought that the bald eagle is a stone Aeschylus . Fortunately , the survivors kura2 ( mah dead person )
5 . 2005: A young South Korean , Lee Seung Seop ( 28 yrs ) , passed out of exhaustion and died after playing Starcraft in the cafe for 50 hours without stopping .Gamefreaks
6 . 1984: Jim Fixx , the man who wrote " The Complete Book of Running " and called for that run and a healthy diet can extend the life of man , died of a heart attack when he was running . From the results of the autopsy , it was found that the dead after three Fixx Fixx clogged heart arteries ( due to exhaustion running ? ) .Evidently , sports do not make us healthy
7 . 1899 : French President Felix Faure died of a stroke , while in oral sex in his office .
3 . 1322 : Humphrey de Bohun , 4th Earl of Hereford and translucent impaled by a spear right in the anus in the Battle of Boroughbridge .
4 . 458 BC : Playwright ( play maker ) Greek Aeschylus was killed when an eagle dropped a tortoise on his head . The thought that the bald eagle is a stone Aeschylus . Fortunately , the survivors kura2 ( mah dead person )
5 . 2005: A young South Korean , Lee Seung Seop ( 28 yrs ) , passed out of exhaustion and died after playing Starcraft in the cafe for 50 hours without stopping .Gamefreaks
6 . 1984: Jim Fixx , the man who wrote " The Complete Book of Running " and called for that run and a healthy diet can extend the life of man , died of a heart attack when he was running . From the results of the autopsy , it was found that the dead after three Fixx Fixx clogged heart arteries ( due to exhaustion running ? ) .Evidently , sports do not make us healthy
7 . 1899 : French President Felix Faure died of a stroke , while in oral sex in his office .
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